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Why Getting a Title Loan is Like Getting Laid.

Why Getting a Title Loan is Like Getting Laid.

Here’s a mini rant. Friend of my thought getting a title loan was a good idea…

I know. Bear with me here.

Title loans get a lot of bad press. Nobody wants to have to get one. Sex, on the other hand, is quite sought after. But are they really that different? I don’t think so.

Title loans are expensive.

So is sex. Well, it can be. High-class hookers can charge a handsome sum for their services. And even if you don’t think you’re paying for it, chances are you are. Drinks, dates, gifts, all of these little love tokens add up.

And just like title loans, the longer the commitment, the more expensive it gets. Rather than increased interest, it comes in the form of an increased number of Valentine’s day, Christmas, and Birthday gifts to pay for. And the most expensive sex of all? Well, that’s the kind that results in children.

Title loans can screw you over

Whether you’re left with debt, disease, or heartbreak. Both title loans and sex can be risky business.

Title loans can take years to recover from

If you irresponsibly get carried away and type ‘title loans near me’ into the search bar without thinking it through, you can be stuck with the debt for years to come.

If you irresponsibly get carried away and have sex without thinking it through enough to protect yourself, you can end up carrying around a nasty disease for years to come. Or worse. Pregnant. Potentially a minimum 18-year sentence. Eurgh. That doesn’t bear thinking about.

Title loans require you to have a car.

This one depends on who you’re dating, but sometimes, just like title loans, not owning a car can be a deal breaker. If this is the type of person you’re looking to have sex with, the likelihood of success may well be determined by the quality of your car. Much like you may get offered more or less money from your local title lender based on your vehicle.

Title loans can be quick and easy.

Do I really need to explain this one? I can find a title loan near me even easier than I can find a payday loan near me.. That should tell you everything you need to know.

But at least sex is more fun than getting a title loan.